Most apologies are superfluous.

I (politely) reject them.

The sounds represented by umlauted letters are typically front vowels (front rounded vowels in the case of ü and ö). (See Germanic umlaut.) Ironically, these sounds tend to be perceived as “weaker” or “lighter” than the vowels represented by un-umlauted u, o, and a, and thus in languages like German which use it normally, the umlaut does not evoke the impression of strength and darkness which its sensational use in English is intended to convey. Therefore, the foreign branding effect of the metal umlaut is dependent on the beholder’s background. Speakers of such languages may understand the intended effect but perceive the result differently from speakers of languages in which umlauts are rarely used.

TANG tv commercial 1970 (by RetroGoop)

Yeah man. Space is the shit.

American Airlines commercial - New Plane Smell (by americanairlines)

Must’ve missed this last night…Aggressive move, licensing “Power.”

How hip….youthful…and “of the people”……eh.

Knowledge - The Church Of Scientology Super Bowl Ad (by ChurchofScientology)

This was interesting…..

I have a question.

How often are you amazed by music?

THIS is an artist.

Coffee or tea.

It’s a huge decision.

Why do people want this???